May 11, 2009

“You call this a newspaper?  It’s frightening what some folks will read.”

Peter: “You promised me you were going to be on your best behaviour.”

Blanche: “Get to my age, you make a lot of promises.”

Blanche describing Dev’s naked portrait unveiling at Victoria Court,

“Him, starkers, 20 feet high.  Like something out of the Kama Sutra.”

Blanche puts a thermometer in Peter’s mouth,

Peter: “A funny looking thermometer, this.”

Blanche: “It’s rectal.  But it’s been through the dishwasher.”

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